Gotta clean today. God, I hate cleaning. Spend all day dusting, wiping, sweeping, mopping, and basically running around in a desperate attempt to get a leg up on the dust that, it seems, is just hanging around waiting for you to blink before it falls back down on the very furniture you just finished cleaning. HMPH! What a monumental waste of time. Time that could be better spent on...oh, I don't know, watching grass grow, or paint dry, or even counting the patterns on a textured wall.
I swear the universe is laughing at me at this very moment. Watching me. Just laughing its proverbial ass off!
So you know what. I'm not gonna clean today.
I'm going shopping, then taking in a flick or something. Ah, submission. It's a beautiful thing when done right.
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